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After a pitiful showing in the 2015 season, the general manager of Thanks Obama! has seemingly gone into hibernation.
A 3-10 showing made fans, players and front office executives burrow their heads in their hands, their GM has not been heard from in months.
Team owner Andrew Vazzano is thinking about chucking his GM aside — if he can ever find him.
“He’s gone … He’s just gone,” Vazzano told TMZ after we ambushed him outside his home in Verona, N.J.
BOBCATS4EVER LEAGUE OFFICE
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HAMDEN, Conn. — The Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League is proud to announce the ratification of its Constitution and a number of other measures as voted upon at the Inaugural Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League Owners Meeting on Jan. 10, 2015.
Ten of 11 standing owners attended the meeting, which included several hours at Side Street Grille before a Quinnipiac men’s hockey game and business at Cougartown, the home of Team Spillzzzzzz owner Mark Spillane.
Measures approved included the ratification of the league Constitution, an invitation to a 12th owner and penalties assessed to Mr. McGibblets owner Matt Eisenberg for tampering and collusion during the 2014 season.
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HOW BOUT DAT?!
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HOW BOUT DAT?! Boasts League-High Revenue of $192 Through Bobcats4Ever’s First Two Seasons
HBD?! Tied With Fear Boners Part Deux For League-High 23 Wins
STAMFORD, Conn. — Dec. 23, 2014 — Forbes Magazine and Sports Business Journal have named HOW BOUT DAT?! the most valuable franchise in the Bobcats4Ever league, following an analysis of the league’s operations through two seasons.
HBD?! General Manager Jamie Palatini led his squad to two podium finishes in as many seasons, including the B4E title in 2013. This year, Palatini wheeled and dealed his way to a third-place finish, as HBD?! won eight of its final 10 regular-season games, and 10 of 12 overall, including a resounding 133.53-108.91 drubbing of Calle Ochocinco in the consolation game, in which eight of his nine starts scored at least 10 points.
In addition to his league-high $192 of revenue over two seasons, “Palatini demonstrated a forward-thinking mindset through social marketing initiatives, such as the #GetThatShit campaign, and the first press release in league history,” according to Forbes and Sports Business Journal.
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