Forbes, SBJ Name HOW BOUT DAT? Most Valuable Franchise

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HOW BOUT DAT?! Boasts League-High Revenue of $192 Through Bobcats4Ever’s First Two Seasons

HBD?! Tied With Fear Boners Part Deux For League-High 23 Wins

STAMFORD, Conn. — Dec. 23, 2014 — Forbes Magazine and Sports Business Journal have named HOW BOUT DAT?! the most valuable franchise in the Bobcats4Ever league, following an analysis of the league’s operations through two seasons.

HBD?! General Manager Jamie Palatini led his squad to two podium finishes in as many seasons, including the B4E title in 2013. This year, Palatini wheeled and dealed his way to a third-place finish, as HBD?! won eight of its final 10 regular-season games, and 10 of 12 overall, including a resounding 133.53-108.91 drubbing of Calle Ochocinco in the consolation game, in which eight of his nine starts scored at least 10 points.

In addition to his league-high $192 of revenue over two seasons, “Palatini demonstrated a forward-thinking mindset through social marketing initiatives, such as the #GetThatShit campaign, and the first press release in league history,” according to Forbes and Sports Business Journal.

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Small-Town Americans Win Bobcats4Ever Championship

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BEACON FALLS, Conn. — Fucking right.

“There are no better people in this world than small-town Americans, so I’m just thrilled that our team could live up to its name,” Small-Town Americans owner/general manager Kyle Brennan said. “What a victory. Fuck yes.”

The Small-Town Americans defeated the Fear Boners Part Deux when owner/GM Marc Schwartz conceded defeat late Monday evening with the matchup’s outcome no longer in doubt. The Small-Town American went on to win, 130.91-106.69.

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