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Commissioner Brennan Makes Pre-Draft Announcements

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Pre-Draft Trades Taking League by Storm

Commissioner Wary of Leaks to Media

Minor Controversies Addressed with Authority

BEACON FALLS, Conn. — In the wake of an extraordinarily busy two-day span in the Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League, Commissioner Kyle Brennan has a series of announcements and reminders to owners as the 2015 Bobcats4Ever Draft approaches Sunday.

TRADES

As voted upon at the inaugural owners’ meeting in January, the league is allowing draft-day trades of picks and keepers for the first time. This new capability has caused much of the excitement of the past few days.

“There’s no doubt that this was a good decision by ownership,” Brennan said. “Anything that heightens excitement for our season before the draft is good for our league, our clubs, our business partners and our fans.”

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Bobcats4Ever FFL Announces 2015 Keeper Selections

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Some Quizzical Picks Among Keepers

Leapin’ Chancellors Granted Extension Because Commissioner’s Cool

BEACON FALLS, Conn. — With the 2015 Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League Draft mere days away, Commissioner Kyle Brennan announces the keeper selections for all 12 franchises as finalized midnight Thursday.

Each club is allowed to keep as many as two players from its 2014 roster. Keepers are then slotted in the draft according to the league’s unique rules. Any player returning to a franchise for the first time will be assessed a draft-pick value equal to where he was selected in 2014, with a sixth-round basement for players drafted below the sixth round or acquired via waivers. Any player returning to a franchise beyond the first time will escalate one round in draft-pick value for each season he is kept. Clubs that do not have a draft pick equal to the value of its keeper must use a higher draft pick on that keeper. Clubs with multiple picks within a round designated for a keeper will use its latest pick within that round to select the keeper.

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McQuiggan Makes Statement on Salami Name Change

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Blues CEO Responds to Remarks from Salami GM Palatini

MOUNT SINAI, N.Y. — Deacon Blues President and CEO Miles McQuiggan issued the following statement Monday in response to HBD SALAMI?! General Manager Jamie Palatini‘s remarks:

“It has been a long offseason. While it’s somewhat refreshing to see the passion of our league and its members ramping up as we get closer to Week 1, it is amusing to see Mr. Palatini throwing stones from his glass house. The Salami franchise mortgaged the future in an unsuccessful bid to win the league title last year, and has resorted to sophomoric name-calling in an effort to distract the league and its fans from the dearth of early-round draft picks he holds in 2015. In addition, he petitioned endlessly with league ownership to change the date of the 2015 B4E Draft and ensure the absence of other owners in an effort to convenience himself.

“Finally, Mr. Palatini says that ‘we think the juxtaposition of our team name with our franchise’s history of success will pay off in spades.’ Unless the definition of juxtaposition has changed recently, he is implying that either his franchise has no history of success, or that the franchise’s new name will lead it spiraling into oblivion. Hopefully for his sake, he is able to acquire a quarterback who can throw a spiral in the eighth round.

“We look forward to our Week 5 matchup against the Salami, and to a promising season led by the return of star running back Adrian Peterson and the championship-caliber team we will build around him at the new Dr Pepper Stadium on Long Island.”

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HBD SALAMI?! GM Jamie Palatini Announces New Franchise Name

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Franchise Re-Named “MIII-LES…YOU SUCK!” in Extension of Successful Brand from MTM 6.0 Fantasy Baseball League

Palatini Buys Out Minority Owners and Nationally-Recognized Salumeria Salume Beddu

“We believe this is a message our fan base will rally around.” – Palatini

STAMFORD, Conn. — Pending approval of Bobcats4Ever Commissioner and Small-Town Americans Owner Kyle Brennan, HOW BOUT DAT SALAMI?! majority owner and GM Jamie Palatini has bought out minority owner Salume Beddu, and has re-named the franchise “MIII-LES…YOU SUCK!,” it was announced today.

Beginning today, and in subsequent promotional materials and releases hereafter, the franchise will be re-branded as MIII-LES…YOU SUCK! The team name extends the successful MIII-LES…YOU SUCK brand that has established itself in the MTM 6.0 fantasy baseball league this season, where the aforementioned Miles McQuiggan currently boasts a 117-179-46 record (.409 win pct.) with his Deacon Blues squad, solidly entrenched in 12th place of the 12-team league. Last season, Miles placed ninth or worse in four of his six fantasy leagues.

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Bobcats4Ever Releases Offseason Update, Preseason Primer

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League prepares for third season, which promises to be best yet

Changes to names, rules highlight offseason

Preseason caucus set for August

BEACON FALLS, Conn. — As the nation slowly begins to shift its focus back toward football, so too does the Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League. In about one month, the league’s 12 franchises will prepare to draft for a third season.

To help the league’s owners and legion of fans get back into gear and set the scene for the upcoming season, Commissioner Kyle Brennan has a series of announcements pertaining to the start of league business.

“I’m thoroughly excited for the Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League’s third season,” Brennan said. “We have a powerful and clear Constitution in place after our productive owners meeting in January, a fascinating draft lineup and a terrific defending champion — all of which look to make this fall our best season to date.”

While the league is still coming into shape for this fall, Brennan advises owners and fans to disregard any divisional or schedule alignments automated by Yahoo!’s engine. The league office will straighten out all such issues once all owners have re-registered their teams.

Among the announcements are new team names, reminders of rule changes passed in January, proposals for the preseason caucus and a look-ahead toward the season’s structure.

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Media Reports

Sharks, Statements, Salami, Oh My!

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BY CALEB GINDL
NEW YORK POST FANTASY SPORTS BEAT WRITER

Unprecedented league activity paces typically dormant off-season period

NEW YORK — One thing I’ve learned since covering the Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League is to expect the unexpected. Commissioner Kyle Brennan has encouraged his owners to think about their teams all year long.

And boy did they ever.

I was out of the country on a personal journey during the month of February. It was a very rewarding life experience and I’m thankful my new employer allowed me to pursue it. But opening up my email upon my return and seeing league release after release was rewarding in its own right. The league is full of 12 passionate owners and to cover this league takes a special kind of reporter. Let’s jump right into some of the news and notes we missed last month.

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Team Releases

HOW BOUT DAT?! Announces New Minority Owner, Name Change

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Team To Be Re-Branded As “HOW BOUT DAT SALAMI?!” For 2015 Season

St. Louis-Based “Salume Beddu,” Nationally-Recognized Salumeria, Purchases Minority Stake in HOW BOUT DAT SALAMI?!

 “We’ll show you what real meat is.” – HBD SALAMI?! Owner Jamie Palatini

STAMFORD, Conn. — Feb. 3, 2014 — Following approval of Bobcats4Ever Commissioner and Small-Town Americans Owner Kyle Brennan, HOW BOUT DAT?! Owner and GM Jamie Palatini has announced a partnership with a new minority owner, as well as a re-branding of the club heading into the 2015 season.

Beginning today, and in subsequent promotional materials and releases hereafter, the franchise will be re-branded as HOW BOUT DAT SALAMI?!. In addition, Salume Beddu, a St. Louis-based salumeria recognized by Forbes’ Larry Olmstead as the producer of the best salami in the U.S., has purchased a stake in the HOW BOUT DAT SALAMI?! franchise as a minority owner.

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Constitution Ratified at Inaugural Bobcats4Ever Owners Meeting

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HAMDEN, Conn. — The Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League is proud to announce the ratification of its Constitution and a number of other measures as voted upon at the Inaugural Bobcats4Ever Fantasy Football League Owners Meeting on Jan. 10, 2015.

Ten of 11 standing owners attended the meeting, which included several hours at Side Street Grille before a Quinnipiac men’s hockey game and business at Cougartown, the home of Team Spillzzzzzz owner Mark Spillane.

Measures approved included the ratification of the league Constitution, an invitation to a 12th owner and penalties assessed to Mr. McGibblets owner Matt Eisenberg for tampering and collusion during the 2014 season.

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Forbes, SBJ Name HOW BOUT DAT? Most Valuable Franchise

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HOW BOUT DAT?! Boasts League-High Revenue of $192 Through Bobcats4Ever’s First Two Seasons

HBD?! Tied With Fear Boners Part Deux For League-High 23 Wins

STAMFORD, Conn. — Dec. 23, 2014 — Forbes Magazine and Sports Business Journal have named HOW BOUT DAT?! the most valuable franchise in the Bobcats4Ever league, following an analysis of the league’s operations through two seasons.

HBD?! General Manager Jamie Palatini led his squad to two podium finishes in as many seasons, including the B4E title in 2013. This year, Palatini wheeled and dealed his way to a third-place finish, as HBD?! won eight of its final 10 regular-season games, and 10 of 12 overall, including a resounding 133.53-108.91 drubbing of Calle Ochocinco in the consolation game, in which eight of his nine starts scored at least 10 points.

In addition to his league-high $192 of revenue over two seasons, “Palatini demonstrated a forward-thinking mindset through social marketing initiatives, such as the #GetThatShit campaign, and the first press release in league history,” according to Forbes and Sports Business Journal.

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